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Spirit world:”SHIVARATRI”Today is Maha SHIVARATRI also known as the great night of Shiva,holds immense importance with Hindus globally. It signifies the celestial union of Lord Shiva n Goddess Parvati, portraying the cosmic dance of creation,preservation n destruction.Join Lahotar to celebrate this cosmic occasion

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Spirit world:”SHIVARATRI”Today is Maha SHIVARATRI also known as the great night of Shiva,holds immense importance with Hindus globally. It signifies the celestial union of Lord Shiva n Goddess Parvati, portraying the cosmic dance of creation,preservation n destruction.Join Lahotar to celebrate this cosmic occasion

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Spirit world:Whilst there’s no heaven or hell. Lahotar will help cancel 1000 incarnations to the first person who donates 1 billion Euros or YUAN or equivalent in gold.Believe it or not its a giveaway bargain.If u knew the truth you’d understand. The offer won’t be open for long

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Spirit world:Whilst there’s no heaven or hell. Lahotar will help cancel 1000 incarnations to the first person who donates 1 billion Euros or YUAN or equivalent in gold.Believe it or not its a giveaway bargain.If u knew the truth you’d understand. The offer won’t be open for long

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Spirit world: “ELON MUSK”He has 11 children with 3 women.He may be technically competent but he’s personally incompetent. No amount of wealth worldly power n influence will solve his problems. He has to accept his father destroyed him internally.Nothing will give u peace Elon.Your only solution is to come to Lahotar.I can help u.Don’t be proud n don’t say u weren’t told.

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Spirit world: “ELON MUSK”He has 11 children with 3 women.He may be technically competent but he’s personally incompetent. No amount of wealth worldly power n influence will solve his problems. He has to accept his father destroyed him internally.Nothing will give u peace Elon.Your only solution is to come to Lahotar.I can help u.Don’t be proud n don’t say u weren’t told.

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Spirit world:”Turbo Cancers”The CDC has confirmed the 143,233% increase in turbo Cancers due mRNA jabs. An explosion of deaths may be round the corner. That’s only Cancers,there’s much more so make sure to write out your Will.All those followers of Lahotar will be received kindly. Remember as u dying just say Lahotars cafe n you’ll be given a hot meal n a hug.

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Spirit world:”Turbo Cancers”The CDC has confirmed the 143,233% increase in turbo Cancers due mRNA jabs. An explosion of deaths may be round the corner. That’s only Cancers,there’s much more so make sure to write out your Will.All those followers of Lahotar will be received kindly. Remember as u dying just say Lahotars cafe n you’ll be given a hot meal n a hug.

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Spirit world:Lahotar has been inundated with requests for OLI the Shaolain monk reincarnated to offer his services on the science of love making.Some have even offered to pay as much as 1 million dollars.But Oli replied by saying – I’m only human N can only give 2 sessions a day.Your best bet is to passionately call me to service you in your dreams.Sorry to disappoint the many prospective lovers.

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Spirit world:Lahotar has been inundated with requests for OLI the Shaolain monk reincarnated to offer his services on the science of love making.Some have even offered to pay as much as 1 million dollars.But Oli replied by saying – I’m only human N can only give 2 sessions a day.Your best bet is to passionately call me to service you in your dreams.Sorry to disappoint the many prospective lovers.

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Spirit world: “SEX”What most call sex is really the release of stress n tension N lasts between 5 minutes N if U lucky 15 minutes.If it doesn’t last for an hour at least it’s not sex. The secret of sex is to orgasm once every 3-6 months. A Shaolain master has incarnated to teach the lucky few how to ignite every erogenous point to life.Lahotar is under oath not to reveal his identity.He’s known by the name OLI from Russia to Ruritania.His services are in great demand by the super rich.He can also come in your dreams to render his humane services.All U have to do is call his name Oli with great passion and desperation N there’s a chance he might respond.Wasting precious sperm/yin Yang is not clever. Remember he’s only one person so u may not be lucky this time round.But he will be attentive to your needs.His incarnating at this time is a mercy.The Shaolain monks have sent Oli to teach mankind the gift they have but don’t know how to use it. Viva Oli Viva viva

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Spirit world: “SEX”What most call sex is really the release of stress n tension N lasts between 5 minutes N if U lucky 15 minutes.If it doesn’t last for an hour at least it’s not sex. The secret of sex is to orgasm once every 3-6 months. A Shaolain master has incarnated to teach the lucky few how to ignite every erogenous point to life.Lahotar is under oath not to reveal his identity.He’s known by the name OLI from Russia to Ruritania.His services are in great demand by the super rich.He can also come in your dreams to render his humane services.All U have to do is call his name Oli with great passion and desperation N there’s a chance he might respond.Wasting precious sperm/yin Yang is not clever. Remember he’s only one person so u may not be lucky this time round.But he will be attentive to your needs.His incarnating at this time is a mercy.The Shaolain monks have sent Oli to teach mankind the gift they have but don’t know how to use it. Viva Oli Viva viva

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